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Mattel targets gym-slip mothers with ‘Post-Natal Barbie’
The leading toy manufacturer behind the perennially popular Barbie doll has announced the world famous doll’s latest evolution in a bid to keep her in tune with current youth trends. ‘Barbie has always...
View ArticleBratz Dolls ‘gateway drug’ to marrying men with neck tattoos
Researchers in the United States have recently discovered a surprising statistic wherein women who played with Bratz Dolls as children were four times more likely to marry a man with a neck tattoo,...
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Mattel expands into Islamic extremist market with new ‘Suicide Bomber Barbie’
Popular toy manufacturer, Mattel, has announced that it is expanding into the hard-to-crack Islamic extremist market with a new exploding version of their flagship doll, Barbie. The new product has...
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‘All I want for Christmas is my two big boobs’ say UK’s 9 year old girls
With the run-up-to-Christmas advertising campaigns now only a matter of days away, a recent survey has shown overwhelmingly what every 9 year old girl wants this Yuletide, bringing welcome relief to...
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Barbie doll snapped on night out wearing no makeup and looking ‘porky’
Former glamour role model Barbie has been slammed for her slovenly appearance as photographs of her ‘after a rough night’ were published by Heat magazine. Once the high priestess of fashion, a...
View ArticleNew Kens released in order to keep up with Barbie’s sexual appetite
Not satisfied with just one Ken, it has been revealed that it was Barbie who demanded that Mattel release 15 new Kens, all at the same time, in order to satisfy her needs in the bedroom. Long term...
View Article‘Beef Curtains Barbie’ aims to improve girls’ body image
After news that 150 girls under 15 had labiaplasty surgery last year, Mattel has announced a modified Barbie with more realistic genitalia. ‘Young girls have unrealistic expectations of what their...
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